Wednesday, May 31, 2006

Fund Raiser


GTS needs your help. We need to get to Mobile Alabama. There is a leprechaun there, and we want to photograph him.

According to Wikipedia, the leprechaun are also known as 'faerie folk' so we can assume that he will be quite fashionable. Our best guess is that he will be wearing Versace, or perhaps Armani. Folklore indicates that many leprechaun are cobblers, or shoemakers, so we can also surmise that he may be employed by Prada, or Jimmy Choo. If we can pull him away from tacking heels on a pair of stilettos, we would love to take a couple of shots for an upcoming fashion spread.

This is where you come in, we need some cash to organize an expedition to cosmopolitan Alabama to seek out our little red bearded gold hoarder. If we can find him, his pot-o-gold won't be too far away. Once we find that, we'll repay you donation plus twenty five percent. Don't think of it as throwing away money, think of it as an investment in your future. Of course, it bears repeating that you only get your money back once we trap the cunning cobbler.

If you are looking for more documentation on leprechaun sightings, pleases take the time to view the following video. You simply can't argue with the amateur sketch.







Thursday, May 25, 2006

That Dead Clown Was the Funniest Thing Ever

Clowns = not funny
Dead Animated Clowns = ALWAYS funny

See for yourself.

Sunday, May 21, 2006

How will I get my ego stroked now?

So I'm rather upset that we have been banned from flickr. Just when my myspace profile was getting so many hits, the corporate greed monkeys at flickr deleted us, sending my views into a downward spiral. Violation of TOS. That's us, rulebreakers and warmongers. We're so covert and efficient, we've even managed to hide our violation from ourselves. We still don't know what we did, and the man in the corner office ain't coming down to tell us. Damn suits. They've ruined my profile views...

Friday, May 19, 2006

Banned From Flickr?

I think we just got banned from Flickr. I logged in to check and see if anyone had commented on our shots and it says that I am no longer active. I started a new account and tried to upload the pictures again, but they are not displaying. I imagine that someone at Flickr isn't happy with us. I read the TOS again, and I don't think we violated it, there were no shots of nudity, and only one or two implied, but they were no worse than anything you would see in Maxim. I'll keep everyone up to date on this. I'm pretty pissed off about it. The TOS said it would mark photos as private if they offended people, and I haven't received any email from them explaining what has happened yet. Ugh.

Want to break into the porn industry?


Try Myspace. According to Hollywood Wiretap myspace is becoming "a platform for pornstar promotion". The article states that the adult industry newsletters and other offerings are extremely popular with the 14-17 year old crowd who dominate the site. I'm not sure where these chicks were when I was in high school, but if they need promo shots before they try to make it big, they know where to find me.

Wednesday, May 17, 2006

Spock died this way




For the first fashion tip of the moment, I would like to talk about the short pant craze. Short pants are fine for warm weather and wading with Tom Sawyer. When paired with sandals or a pair of hot leather pumps, the look is sexy and fashion conscious. However, when paired with tall boots, the wearer looks like Captain Kirk. So, ladies, (and the high-water wearing males out there) cut it out! There is no justification for this look aside from attendance at a Star Trek Convention. My heart breaks when I see this combination. You'd have better luck raiding Goodwill or your mother's closet, so do so! And let's drown this fashion faux pas with William Shatner's wife.

Tuesday, May 16, 2006

New Blog!

The website has been revamped, pictures are now clickable and there are desktops to download. Head on over to the website and have a look around. We would love to hear from some of our readers/viewers so leave a comment and let us know what you think!!

If you came here from Blogger, or a search engine, check out the site at:

Golden Ticket Studios

The pictures are available in the GALLERY, take a look and let us know what you think We'd love to hear from you.