Fund Raiser
GTS needs your help. We need to get to Mobile Alabama. There is a leprechaun there, and we want to photograph him.
According to Wikipedia, the leprechaun are also known as 'faerie folk' so we can assume that he will be quite fashionable. Our best guess is that he will be wearing Versace, or perhaps Armani. Folklore indicates that many leprechaun are cobblers, or shoemakers, so we can also surmise that he may be employed by Prada, or Jimmy Choo. If we can pull him away from tacking heels on a pair of stilettos, we would love to take a couple of shots for an upcoming fashion spread.
This is where you come in, we need some cash to organize an expedition to cosmopolitan Alabama to seek out our little red bearded gold hoarder. If we can find him, his pot-o-gold won't be too far away. Once we find that, we'll repay you donation plus twenty five percent. Don't think of it as throwing away money, think of it as an investment in your future. Of course, it bears repeating that you only get your money back once we trap the cunning cobbler.
If you are looking for more documentation on leprechaun sightings, pleases take the time to view the following video. You simply can't argue with the amateur sketch.
